Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has

very picky taste;

knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's

interested, she'll

send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet

giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend

quiet evenings with

friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and

sophisticated, actually, she

has

NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this

should be an easy

target.

Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and

looking to get

totally drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been

blessed. Nothing to

do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what

happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear

cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a

sophisticated image to

help

him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but

getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the

toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay