Guide To Drinks


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Drink: Beer

Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her

cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has

very picky taste;

knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's

interested, she'll

send YOU a drink.


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet


Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend

quiet evenings with



Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and

sophisticated, actually, she


NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this

should be an easy



Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and

looking to get

totally drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been

blessed. Nothing to

do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what

happens there.




THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear



Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a

sophisticated image to


him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but

getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the

toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay


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